Rooting for it!
How you know when you're waaayyyy too happy about a recent trip to the Endodontist? First you write a poem about your root canal, then you sing it so much it gets stuck in your head AND your husband's, then you make your computer's speak program sing it to you when you tire of your own voice, then you record the computer and put it on your blog. That's how you know.
Listen to my root canal poem/song: ("Alex" the computer voice doesn't know how to say the word "Nasties". Silly computer.) The Lyrics are below, sing along...you know you want to....
Listen to my root canal poem/song: ("Alex" the computer voice doesn't know how to say the word "Nasties". Silly computer.) The Lyrics are below, sing along...you know you want to....
No one's ever loved a root canal
Like I loved getting a root canal.
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
When your head is throbbing
and you're sick of sobbing,
A root canal can make the nasties end.
A root canal's a lovely thing
if all you want to do is sing
instead of moaning curled up on the kitchen floor.
Drilling teeth's not usually so fun
But you'll be glad when it is done
and wish that you could go for 7 more.
Cause a root canal is over looked,
other vacations all are booked,
But the dentist's chair's relaxing in the end.
If your teeth are screaming mad,
your cavities are awful bad,
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
Oh drill me
Then fill me
Poke holes in my back tooth.
Then crown me
Don't frown see
I'm better off it's truth!
No one's ever loved a root canal
Like I loved getting a root canal.
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
When your jaw is killing you,
and another day you can't get through,
A root canal can make the nasties end!
Like I loved getting a root canal.
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
When your head is throbbing
and you're sick of sobbing,
A root canal can make the nasties end.
A root canal's a lovely thing
if all you want to do is sing
instead of moaning curled up on the kitchen floor.
Drilling teeth's not usually so fun
But you'll be glad when it is done
and wish that you could go for 7 more.
Cause a root canal is over looked,
other vacations all are booked,
But the dentist's chair's relaxing in the end.
If your teeth are screaming mad,
your cavities are awful bad,
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
Oh drill me
Then fill me
Poke holes in my back tooth.
Then crown me
Don't frown see
I'm better off it's truth!
No one's ever loved a root canal
Like I loved getting a root canal.
A root canal can be a gal's best friend.
When your jaw is killing you,
and another day you can't get through,
A root canal can make the nasties end!
9 Comments:
Dear Self, Happy 100th post.
Awww, well thank-you myself, did I get me anything?
Ahhh,,self did you not read the last two posts we wrote? We got me a root canal! Wooo and hoo. Not many bloggers can say that!
Self, you're right. It's like perfect the gift for the person who has everything including a bad tooth. By the way if that's all we got for the 100th posting then what's with the salted caramel Haggen Daz ice cream in the freezer?
Ummmm.....that's mine...so it's yours...but really it's mine so hands off. Perfect reason not to develop a split personality right there, I don't wanna share even with myself.
Oh root canals, oh root canals,
To know of you I never shall,
Cause I have no teeth, oh well
Some things are better never known
So that my heart doesn't want to roam
To root canals, No thanks I'll just stay home! Toujours Moi
Toujours Moi,
it aint no spa
but a dentist's visit isn't bad
I felt no pain
thanks Novocaine
best root canal I ever had.
7/16/08
Hello Tace,
Do you, by any chance, live in the Los Angeles area and
how long ago did you own the rescued, three-legged raccoon?
One has just shown up on the property here that seems tame enough to walk near humans & has been looking in all the doorways. We've provided food & water. I googled a search and up popped your blog of March 2008. But, are you from the area & was it very long ago (months? years? decades?) that you lost "Baby", the three-legged raccoon?
Mak
Mak, well I doubt very much it's the same raccoon, in fact it would be a fricking miracle (though I hear miracles do happen) if it was the same raccoon, seeing as how it was over 18 years ago and in Nova Scotia Canada. That's very considerate of you to ask though, good luck with your raccoon rescue!
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