Pet Peeve # 567
People who stand in the middle of the grocery store aisle.......
maybe I'm missing something, maybe it's a nice cheap 'n' easy thrill having fellow grocery shoppers slide up against ya to get by. It's probably the same people who whip out their cell phones in line and carry on intimate conversations at ear deafening decibels....nothing but a bunch of perverted exhibitionists who don't have the guts to strip naked in the parking lot is all they are....
The easiest thing to do if you're trapped in a line with a person like this is to ignore them. The funnest thing to do is to start yelling really loudly everything they're buying.
SO I SEE YOU'RE BUYING WHITE BREAD, WHOLE WHEAT IS BETTER FOR YOU. WHAT'S ALL THAT BEER FOR? WHY SO MUCH BLEACH? ARE THOSE COOKIES ANY GOOD, HEY CAN I JUST TRY A QUICK NIBBLE OF ONE OF THOSE COOKIES?
Some days...some days I hate people.
maybe I'm missing something, maybe it's a nice cheap 'n' easy thrill having fellow grocery shoppers slide up against ya to get by. It's probably the same people who whip out their cell phones in line and carry on intimate conversations at ear deafening decibels....nothing but a bunch of perverted exhibitionists who don't have the guts to strip naked in the parking lot is all they are....
The easiest thing to do if you're trapped in a line with a person like this is to ignore them. The funnest thing to do is to start yelling really loudly everything they're buying.
SO I SEE YOU'RE BUYING WHITE BREAD, WHOLE WHEAT IS BETTER FOR YOU. WHAT'S ALL THAT BEER FOR? WHY SO MUCH BLEACH? ARE THOSE COOKIES ANY GOOD, HEY CAN I JUST TRY A QUICK NIBBLE OF ONE OF THOSE COOKIES?
Some days...some days I hate people.
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