On a Roll.....

Don't you just love toilet paper that makes you feel good using it? Get your filthy minds out of the gutter now I'm talking about using IT versus some other brand. The kind of toilet paper that fills one with pride when they open their bathroom cabinet and see all the pretty rolls piled up.
Wait....what? Are you serious? You don't have any pride in your t.p.? Wow, I'm sorry, seriously now, I had no idea. I thought every one was as thrilled over their t.p. choice as we are...huh...well sucks for you then.
I'm sorry that your t.p. doesn't fill you with a deep sense of satisfaction over a choice that is not only good for you but better for the environment as well.
Come again? You just buy what ever is on sale? ohhhhh.....That's o.k., I used to be like that too. Our quest for the perfect t.p. didn't start solely for environmental super hero ego stroking reasons. We wanted t.p. that when you blow your nose with it, a small dust storm of t.p. particles wouldn't fill the air and cause you to actually sneeze MORE defeating the whole point of the t.p.
Oh, you're shocked cause we don't buy tissues specifically made for nose blowing? Tissue smissue, what's t.p. but a bunch of tissues on a roll. Well anyways we picked up the 7th generation t.p. and we were very impressed. I mean....as impressed as a person can get with a new brand of t.p.
I'm gonna try and make like we didn't party like it was 1999 when we stumbled across this wonderful product so y'all think I have some small iota of coolness....Oh...that ship has sailed, well frig it, who cares. WE were very happy with our new t.p.choice. At first you might think it seems rougher in comparison to the other super soft, quilted, hand stitched by mountain monks rolls of t.p. But it's only that people have come to expect billowy piles of t.p. dust with their loo paper....this doesn't have to happen though. 7th Generation is a nice t.p. that doesn't pretend to be anything other then what it is. I don't need t.p. so thick I'd lay it over my bed in loo of a quilt...get it? lieu, loo? hahaha I crack myself up sometimes, filthy minds, gutter, I warned you! Ignore all words like crack in a blog about t.p.

(Something else awesomely cool you can do with a huge amount of rolls of t.p., throw em in the air just to see them fly.)

Anyways it turned out this t.p. is made of 100% recycled paper, 80% of it is post consumer materials (what ever that means but I'm sold, sounds good) and also NOT bleached with nasty ol creepy stuff. Instead it's whitened with an environmentally safe process. SWEET! How do I know all this, it says so on the packaging, I love loo paper that is also good bathroom reading material as well.
We were buying the rolls in the standard 12 pack at the supermarket but for some strange reason they stopped selling them so we started buying the rolls separately at a different store for....don't faint...1.69 a roll. I know, it sounds like a lot BUT it's a better choice for the body as well as the environment and at 1.69 a roll you sure as hell won't be wasting it for no reason. However, have no fear as I was struck by genius the other day (feels a bit like getting smashed in the head with a butterfly, in case you're curious what true genius feels like) I wondered if I could order t.p. online and guess what? Oh........you actually guessed, and you already knew you could get t.p. on the internet, well bully for you (I swear I dunno where the inner British is coming from, if I'd drank tea today I could understand)
But who wants to get 12 rolls of t.p. when you can get, drum roll please, 48! WooooooHooooo for the Loooo Paper people! I saved over 30 dollars as compared to buying it at the store, I got to make a super awesome t.p. tree in the living room AND have a frigging awesome cardboard box that they came in to play in. How cool is that? VERY COOL!
Of course some day in the future we won't even need t.p. but until that beautiful day comes we'll stick with 7th Generation. I did a quick look on Amazon and turns out buying the 7th Generation there in bulk makes it competitively priced with other leading brands, in a few cases even CHEAPER! yeaaaah! So I'm not wasting money, I'm doing a small part to not contribute as much to nasty environmental issues AND I can play fortress with the rolls in the mean time. Life is cool.

(Me in my happy place, a beautiful new loo paper box)