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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Pile'O Dead Monkeys!


lets kill the monkeys
that's just what we will do
we don't need the monkeys
but we need the monkey stew

we'll throw their bodies in a heap
their bones into a pot
we'll wait till they are all sleep
then murderize the lot

cause we don't need the monkeys
so here's what we should do
we'll kill all the monkeys
use their bones for monkey stew

now the monkeys all are dead
our bellies full and fat
but now we're bored and all alone
we didn't think of that

we killed all of the monkeys
made their bones into a stew
we killed all of the monkeys
and there's nothing left to do......


This should go without saying but the author of this poem wishes no ill will towards any monkeys.

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2 Comments:

Blogger Mel said...

Nooooooooooooooo Dont Do It!!!!!

Don't Kill the Monkeys!!!!!!!!!!! lol

:)

Awwww ... I knew you wouldn't do it!!! :)

Loves ya! :)

PS I appreciate ALL of your posts!!!

PPS Please write me a happy poem LoL I am hoping to NOT have NIGHTMARES about all the sweet Innocent, Happy, Fun-Loving, cute, did I mention Sweet Monkeys!!?!?!?

lol

Muah!

June 27, 2007 8:57 PM  
Blogger Tace said...

Dear Mel, depending on your perspective one could say this was partially a happy poem as I happily slaughtered a pile'o monkeys and happily turned them into stew...ahhh but alas.....the realization of what I'd done turned around and bit me on the ass. Is it because I miss the monkeys in general? or because no more monkeys means no more monkey stew....arggghhh...even I do not know.
p.s. you're just the sweetest gal out there!
p.p.s. I've been SINGING this poem for the last 2 days and I think the tune I'm doing it to is that "sink the Bismark" song...how odd...

June 28, 2007 2:40 PM  

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