Apple Pie Update

After much whining....er I mean deliberation and contemplation of my Apple Pie Anguish I decided to take matters into my own hands. NO, I did not go make an unsuspecting baker's life a living hell, nor make him eat 7 of his own awful pies (which may not sound like a lot but you try and eat 7 and see how good you feel) I did nothing evil and violent or even slightly twisted like chanting spells not so quietly under my breath, sitting at the table closest to the kitchen of the restaurant and giving all staff the evilest eye I could manage followed up by a wedgie if they wandered too close. Instead I channeled my frustrations in to a homemade apple crisp that could kick the ass of ANY store bought/restaurant made pie ever not to mention leave them crying and begging for mercy whilst I stomped all over their.....................right.............channeling aggression into the crisp. Well anyways don't get all snooty on me now cause you think that an apple crisp is not an apple pie, cause I say it dang well is, just minus the crust.
And how was it? DIVINE!!!!!!!!!!!! FULLY COOKED and so cinnamon-y and delicious it brought tears of happiness to our eyes at our own culinary genius. So there you go, no more ranting about apple pies, I'm over it, done, finished........SATISFIED!!!!!!! Not to mention 17 dollars richer in tips (Alan appreciates apple-y goodness as much as I, only he tips better!)